Alpha Pisces Australis and the women who don’t love them November 14, 2009

People out there are still searching for information on the elusive Pisces male.  The following signs are generally considered to be good matches for him: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo (why am I not surprised).  There are two real no-no signs here and the first (haha) is Aries and the second is Pisces.  Everyone else has a shot for short-term fun.

Seeing, dating, sleeping with a pisces male is exhausting and unrewarding for me.  I am always shocked at how insensitive they are.  I often wonder if I am just like my male counterpart.  This would be tragic and I prefer not to entertain the idea.

Here’s a pisces girl.  I would have to say that there are supposed benefits to being a girl fish like Xtreme Resourcefulness.

Oh God, wikipedia says George Washington was a Pisces, he must’ve been a bastard.

When I feel bad about being a fishy doormat who squanders money, love and logic I look at the astrological success of my counterparts (except in their personal life, don’t look at that).

Handel, Dr. Seuss, Michelangelo, Liz Taylor, George Harrison, Gloria Vanderbilt, Albert Einstein, Erma Bombeck, Alexander Graham Bell, Earl Warren, Anais Nin, Grover Cleveland, John Updike and Steinbeck and Harry Belafonte.

(We are leaving out Carrot Top, Jean Harlow, Patty Hearst, Johnny Knoxville, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Karen Carpenter, Kurt Cobain, Diana or Drew Barrymore for obvious reasons)

 

 

Pisces June 18, 2007

In response to the person who got to my site by searching for “are all women manipulative” I just wanted you to hear it from me. Yes. Even I, oh great Pisces woman of non-manipulation.

Here is a good bunch of info.

What Pisces Guys Notice April 25, 2007

Someone actually searched for this!!

What do they notice…

They will certainly appreciate you trying.  Trying to be well educated and well read, they notice when people put their best foot forward.

They will never ever been caring. 

Let’s Reiterate about the Pisces Man April 4, 2007

Pisces Men are bad for Pisces Women.

That’s what I think.  Both of the boyfriends I had that were Pisces Males were selfish and manipulative, they were alos co-workers.  So maybe all my co-workers behave that way and it has nothing to do with Astrology.

Ha!

I think my male cat maybe also be a pisces.

No, really.  I think the female one is a Cancer.  That’s why she loves me so much, she neeeeds me.

Oh yea, all Scorpio women are mad because they are not men.

Pisces Man February 27, 2007

If I were a fish, an evil fish of a man today would be my birthday. I think I would be 50…yea, pretty sure about that. I would be up to the same shit I was at this time last year. I would drink a lot, but not too much (I guess this depends on who you ask). I would pretend to care for those around me but really I would be excruciatingly manipulative. I would not listen; I would perhaps even abuse those I say I care for.

Etc. October 24, 2006

I had a crappy night with the whole…thing. I did drink enough not to be too confused or upset but I did not have a hang-over (which is always good). I did delete all my text messages and all hotmail email (from Dan). I’m getting somewhere with this, jsut not sure where.

I got to work super early today. James should have been at work at 5 but when our alarm went off at 4:30 he shut it off and went back to bed.
Argh. Grr, etc.

My rent has been raised to $660.
Bastards.

All of them.

Usually I have things (all things) planned out weeks in advance but I just realized I have no idea what I will be doing today or tommorrow after work. Not a whole heck of a lot with my $8. I will buy cigarettes. That will tame the wild beast that is Heidi. Dan has a whole bottle of Vodka at his house but I’d have to get it out of there. I could go over and have a drink and try to get out before we start talking about my upcoming…oh yea….I get the first shot for the vaccine next wednesday.
And my flu shots
and my bloodwork, both kinds.

psychodynamacisim?? October 18, 2006

I hate having to re-think things. I am set in my cognitive-behavioral psychodynamic ways. It’s all a big mess in my head. All of this being myself crap has done nothing but make it easier for people to attack me. And that is exactly what thye do. Well, it’s what they do when I let them. That’s beside the point (but not really). I just don’t know what to do with any of this and for the time being I’ll just do what’s easiest. Dysfunction in the most intimate of forms is running my life. I did what was recommended to deal with it, the recommendations were general though and not specific to my problem at all. So I guess there was a lesson learned there. Something happened through my conscious decisions to face this problem at every turn and not begin with dread at the buffet.
(Well, it totally is a buffet of weirdo-s)
My actions currently reflect continuous punishment and bad self-therapy.
So essentially now my problem is created and managed by me. Destroyer of self! Personal Reflection Therapist! Really Angry Doer of Incomprehensible Things in an Inappropriate Manner!!

Prediction June 4, 2003

This morning…
Its early. Im not actually awake yet. I feel a little sick. I attribute
it to part late night cheese omelet, part emotional turmoil. I asked Ed
to come by last night after he mentioned he was in the area. He couldn’t
fix my TV but he did buy me the omelet. We talked, as always and I spoke
a little of my current topical restlessness and misery. Who, infact does
not seem the least bit restless about not having a definitive
relationship or any describable situation. I feel left out, almost like I am blinded by my own unquenchable concupiscence. Ill be very happy for
myself when I dont have him on my mind. Itll be a few days, but
considering I wont be able to see him this weekend, maybe not so long.
You know he said he wasnt planning on what had happened between us.
Well, I had-now he regrets it? Hence the silence. I know what the right decision is. I know I need to stop seeing him and stop talking to him, but I wont. He wasnt going to…something…I cant remember. We were at the bar listening to a band with some pretty decent music choices and my head was just a boppin. He said “I wasnt going to (inaudiable) but you just such a sweetheart and you’ve
grown on me”, something to that effect. It made me smile so big. At one point told me himself he was a jerk and I believed him
but I knew that wouldent change anything until I had seen it for myself. Now this. He’s avoiding me and I can already
see into the future. Bad habit, I know.