Possible Retroactive Categories November 30, 2009

Categories I thought of adding based on a review of crap I’ve written here:

I Suck at Dating
Jobs Everyone Thinks are Beneath Me but they are not Mentally Ill so Whatever
Sleeping with People You Work With Who You Have No Intention of Dating
My Consistency in Picking Inappropriate People to Have Relationships with
Prepositional Phrases
My So-Called Relationships
Moving to Another State for Reasons I Still Don’t Understand
Why is Every Corporation Trying to Rip Me Off
I Have Posted All the Lyrics in my Music Collection, This is a Repeat
HSV Sucks
HSV Saved Me
HSV, Having to Discuss It With Possible Partners and Realizing Sticking a Pencil in My Eye Would Be More Fun
Being Crazy, Rejection Because Of
HSV, Rejection Because Of
HSV, No One Gets Tested for It and That’s Kind of How I Wound Up With It
Things I Would Regret If I Regretted Things
People Who I Trusted That I Shouldn’t Have
Which Public School System Failed to Teach Me How To Spell
Which Parent Was Not a Good One
The Universe Gave Me The Worst Possible Odds
When My Medication Stops Working, Freaking Out Due to Possibility Of
I Wanna Be Sedated More Than I Already Am
I Hate Florida
I Love Florida
Are You My Mother?
The Trick is to Keep Breathing
Headache

A Thruthiness List February 7, 2007

Thing I have or have kind of planned to do for someone other than myself:

Quit Smoking

Give away my cats

move to a part of town i don’t really care for

eat better/exercise more

get therapy

2007 January 17, 2007

Things that may or may not happen in 2007.   

Good Stuff

• My lease will be up and I will be free to move somewhere cheaper (but prob. won’t because I am too cheap to rent a moving van)
• I’ll have been at my job for 2 years
• I’ll get my last vaccine shot in May

 

Bad Stuff

• Boyfriend will break up with me (which means I can stop taking my pill!!!)
• I will be 26
• I will have a nervous breakdown in…say….March

 

Some people impact my frequency in updating October 27, 2006

1. Understanding of HSV
2. Intelligence
3. Work Ethic
4. Ability to maintain friendships
5. Acceptance of drinking on a regular basis
6. Relationship (and explanation) of family
7. Appreciation of Music
8. Appreciation of Alia
9. Attraction
9. Education
10. Job
11. Knowledge of The Master and Margarita
12. Knowledge of adjustments available to standard Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
13. Experience living in Snowy conditions
14. Appreciation of Art
15. Ability to Spell
16. Ability to maintain relationships
17. Weight/Appearance/Hair

January 9, 2005

Ortho Tri Cyclen - (norgestimate – ethinyol estradiol and Generic name TriNessa) I started taking this in September of 1997 right after I hand an abortion when I was dating Lesha.  I really liked this pill at first.  It stabilized my weight (which was a huge relief after realizing my boobs had become unmanageable seemly overnight) and it made me….less depressed.  I took it like a pro until February of 1998 but abortion number 2 taught me a valuable lesson.  That lesson is that the pill only works if you take it.  I took from then (everyday) until 2002. I went to my local Planned Parenthood to fill my birth control Rx and was informed that they were no longer carrying Ortho Tri Cyclen but they could give me Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo.  I don’t know if you noticed the difference with the word LO, but there is a difference.  Actually a huge difference! I lasted about three months on those pills.  I switched to Ortho-Evra (the patch) for about three months.  They itched so bad, oh my freekin god.  At this point it’s 2003 and I am celebrating 5 years with no accidental pregnancy! To celebrate I do tons and tons of research (first there was drinking then research) and arrive to a perfect solution of (drumroll) Mircette.  I love Mircette in early 2003.  It is working wonders, doing all the great things that Ortho-Tri-Cyclen used to do for me.  My skin is clear, I’m not depressed and I’m still not fat.  I remember to take it everyday for about six months.  I am dating an old guy I met at work.  We both quit working for the company, we sleep together, unprotected.  I get Herpes and then start to think he is still seeing his last girlfriend.  I am depressed and crazy and can’t remember to take this evil Mircette.  Mircette retaliates and starts causing unbelievable headaches!  I get sick and am sure I am pregnant.  I become a hysterical mess and he doesn’t want to see me anymore.  I realize I don’t have any children and that’s all I’ve ever really wanted and maybe just maybe but then I tell him that I refuse to carry a pregnancy to term while single.  I tell him I refuse to be a single parent and he breaks up with me.  Eventually I figure out that I am not having any old mans awful red-headed baby but I never bother to tell him and he never bothers to ask.  So now the barrier between me and remembering to take the damn pill is my biological clock.  I can’t remember to take it because I don’t want to and I am fully aware of it.  I don’t do it on purpose.  But I know that’s what’s behind my evil subconscious.  So I haven’t really been on a schedule with the pill since then.  Each time I try, I run into the memory wall or the depression wall.