Note: This is actually a post about cleanser, it is not some code word for depression or men or liquor.
While reading The Advice Smackdown I came across some entries about skincare and some miracle product that is not loaded with skin stripping acid, which I’m not knocking because I use that kind of stuff everyday it’s just that I can’t help but think my skin is planning somekind of mutiny. I guess it would be like finding out that your mother is poisioning you, well maybe not like that but we’ll use that as an example anyway. So you find out your mother is poisioning you, what to do next? Your next move has to very careful. She is your mother, she may know you are on to her before you even do anything. Your attack must be sudden! Ah-ha! And unpredictable! That is what I think my skin may be up to and in fact I belive there was a pre-emptive strike a few weeks ago when out of nowhere my face started assulting me. It was terrible and there was nothing I could do because I already use the best balance of pre-treatment, regular treatment, evil abrasives of death and noice lotion-y application. What else could I do?
Back to the post about face wash, or whatever real girls call it. Here it is, filled with things that sound like they would be great in ice cream or tea or some combination of both.
The best-selling cleanser contains infusions of sage, chamomile, and carrot.
WTF ever, putting food related items on my body usually creates some sort of angry protest, in spite of my birth control pill (skin-clearing miracle pill, my ass). Tea Tree Oil is often recommended for HSV outbreaks (and everything else). First of all it does nothing for my outbreak except making my nether-regions smell like Tea Tree Oil. On top of that it does terrible things to the rest of my body (forget about going anywhere near my face with that shit). I find I can’t convey things properly without using the word shit. Sorry.
I don’t want to close this on a negitave note so here’s a really accurate tale of using fake eyelashes, compelte with Spider Monkey Reference. Initially I accidently typed Spider Money and although I think that should be some kind of new Jay Z album I could not find a way to work it into the post, so this’ll have to do.
